Muso magazine took a poll on the sex lives of classical musicians and discovered violists are most likely to get their freak on. Julian Lloyd Webber, cellist and brother of theater composer Andrew, mentions a few of the poll’s results but spends most of his time addressing issues of elitism and ageism that resulted from the magazine running the piece. I like how he throws some of that ageism back by calling Muso editor Femke Colborne a "young lady".
I’m interested to see how pianists rank in the sexy perception. I’m betting most of the male pianists are seen as gay.